Kuku for kus

• Haikus and Spam-kus
• And Ku-cadoodledoo-kus.
• A slew-ku of kus!

What?

• Too ku to be cool
• Too pie to be slightly fly
• Too deaf to hear rye

Gazuntite

• Ahh, ahh, Haiku-choo!
• That’s a weird sneeze. God bless ku.
• Ach-ku! Why, thank-ku!

Mr. Mister

• Mr. Mister bought
• A big red pot full of pot-
• atoes! Dang you Haik-!